I just wanted to say hey to you all.  I'm new here on the boards, but I love the ELMS site.  It's a great idea and I wish I'd have thought of it. 

I won't bore you too long... I'm 30, engaged, bisexual, and female... and 8 weeks pregnant.  I think that's about all you need to know. 

Carry on. 

ETA:  I'm from an undisclosed town in Hickville, Minnesota.