'Scuse me while I whip this out!! (Sorry, but I have a tendency to reference and quote movies -- for better or for worse)
I'm in my thirties (and, unfortunately, it shows ), male, hetero, bachelor (please don't laugh -- I get enough of that elsewhere ), and I've been coming to the ELMS site for years, but have only just recently landed on this board (hence the Newb designation ).
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Ecchi-Spud, "Wielder of the Remote" , and Bearer of the Title "Your Royal Sex Machine" , who almost faced the peril at Castle Anthrax, and is now a substitute instructor at Ohtori Academy
Welcome aboard. Please read the "New users read this first" thread located in the General board, and please don't hesitate to contact me if you have any questions.
I'm in my thirties (and, unfortunately, it shows 
), male, hetero, bachelor (please don't laugh -- I get enough of that elsewhere 
), and I've been coming to the ELMS site for years, but have only just recently landed on this board (hence the Newb designation 
). 
