Hello. This is Karai, the owner of the cWo, a fictional wrestling organization. I ma currently in the process of making a pay per view for next Sunday. I need some suggestions as to who you would like to see in the Women's championship. It must be One on One. The two praticipants must be female and they can be real superstars, celebrities, or ficitional characters. I will welcome any submissions you like. I will read over them, and, who knows? I Might just pick YOUR match for the Women's championship. You do not have to tell me how the match would go. Just tell me who you'd like to see in the match.
All right. You know. You're my kind of person. I'm an owner who likes to see competition in the ring. I admire your choices. I will look at them, consider them. Who knows, one day, one or two of your matches just might take place. And when they do, I'll be sure to tell you how they went. Thanks for the entry.
Keira Knightley defeated Natalie Portman Supergirl defeated Batgirl. Keira Knightley was offered a women's title shot against our cWo women's champion: Victoria. She tried as hard as she could, but came up a little short as Victoria walked out the women's champion once again. Could Keira Knightley one day become a cWo Diva? We'll have to see.
From the desk of Miss President: "Several Superstars are complaining about the fact that women are being mistrested in the cWo. The superstars tell me that it is primarily the guysthat are doing this. Well, I have only three words to say on the matter: THIS MUST STOP! So, here's what I intend to do. Rather than letting the guys actually wrestle, I will allow them to be at ringside along with the ladies as long as they can control themselves and they do not interfere. If any of the guys interfere in ANY of the matches, I will have no choice but to throw the match out. I know what you're thinking, guys. `Oh, she's being biased and this is not fair.' But let me remind you that I own you and I have the right to terminate contracts at anytime. So, that being said, let's get the company moving in the right direction. Thank you."
Miss President, I am doing all I can to control this company, but the guys seem to be refusing me. They even refuse Cuty Suzuki, my partner. What can I do?
By the way, jammor, Keira Knightley and Natalie Portman have been signed as cWo divas as well as Courteney Cox and Neve Campbell! I've recently signed Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra as well. Are there any others you think I could sign? Note: I have already signed Britney Spears. I have a few singers on my cWo roster as well: Faith Hill, Shania Twain, Sheryl Crow, Tim McGraw, Alan Jackson, Nelly Furtado, LL Cool J, just to name a few. Any one else you would like me to sign? Let me know. Ok?
"Karai, as the owner of the cWo, it your sole responisibility to make sure the company is running smoothly and is running the way it is supposed to be run. Remember, any time you (or any of the superstars/Divas) have a problem and want someone to talk to, I am always here and my door is always open for you. Don't be afraid to ask me for help. I am always willing to help you anyway I can."
That's just the PROBLEM. They never listen to me. I am doing my job. The problem is: They just don't like me. Maybe I should leave and let Cuty run the cWo. I am so confused.
"Well, Karai, you know the rules. You are the owner of this company and it is your responsibility to make sure everything goes the way it is supposed to go. If you want to leave and let Cuty take over, be my guest. Just remember how valuable you are to all of us."
Miss President, don't you think you're being a bit hard on Karai? I mean, she is doing the best she can to make sure the cWo is running smoothly. And by focusing on the rules instead of paying attention to how Karai feels, it makes me feel as if you don't like Karai. I do not understand what you have against her (if anything), but for the sake of the entire cWo, please be a little more gentle with Karai. Ok?
April Hunter
P.S.: I am still looking forward to the cWo Women's title match at Out of Control. Can you tell me who my opponent will be? Thank you.