Here's your Chance to adopt one of the many ELMS lurkers! They are going fast. They pop out from time to time, but aren't ready to fully commit. The criteria is that they must have 30 posts or less, and have accesed the site at least 3 months ago. I've got my first few.
Well....once I adopt a few, what do I do with them???? Are they all bendy? Do they take shorthand? Can they change a flat tire? I know SOOOOO little about today's breed of lurkers!
Your average lurker is really only useful as a gopher. Fetch and carry, make the tea, that sort of thing. Handy to have around rather than really useful. Of course, if you need someone to do the shopping or what-have-you, the new-model lurker is ideal.